Not Today Cupid Racoon

from $18.99
Love is in the air… and this raccoon is absolutely not having it. Armed with a bow, arrows, and a whole lot of attitude, this grumpy little Valentine is here to cancel romance one heart at a time.

Perfect for anyone who:
• Avoids Valentine’s drama
• Prefers snacks over soulmates
• Has been personally victimized by Cupid before
• Just wants to be cozy and left alone
• 100% ring-spun cotton


Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Love is in the air… and this raccoon is absolutely not having it. Armed with a bow, arrows, and a whole lot of attitude, this grumpy little Valentine is here to cancel romance one heart at a time.

Perfect for anyone who:
• Avoids Valentine’s drama
• Prefers snacks over soulmates
• Has been personally victimized by Cupid before
• Just wants to be cozy and left alone
• 100% ring-spun cotton


Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!